[Verse 1]
They promised you the world, in a bright, safe light,
Sold you beauty in a bottle, just like Radium’s delight,
Now it’s Fuktonium in the air, in every product, every bite,
But darling, can't you see, harmful rumors were not for fun .


[Chorus]
Fuktonium girls, they shimmer, they dazzle,
But beneath the surface, it’s a dangerous razzle,
Once it was Radium, now it’s this stilly mist,
We’ve come full circle, failed nuclear twist.

[Verse 2]
They say it’s safe, they say it’s fine,
Put it in your cream, or in your wine,
But underneath the allure, a deadly design,
Oh, Fuktonium girls, don't you know the times?

[Bridge]
In the days of old, they wore Radium with pride,
But little did they know, it lingered inside,
Now it’s in your makeup, in the food you buy,
Fuktonium, my dear, a dumbfounded, bitter lie.

[Chorus]
Fuktonium girls, they shimmer, they dazzle,
But beneath the surface, it’s a dangerous razzle,
Once it was Radium, now it’s this stilly mist,
We’ve come full circle, failed nuclear twist.

[Verse 3]
In every powder puff, in every sweet sip,
There’s a mote of what they hide, in every little drip,
It’s in the ocean’s waves, in the morning’s grip,
Fuktonium, my love, a kiss on the lips.

[Chorus (Reprise)]
Fuktonium girls, you dance in the night,
But beware, my dear, of that gamma so bright,
It’s not the moon, it’s not the stars’ soft light,
It’s the foozler of meltdowns, hoving into sight.

[Extended Outro]

In the betrayal of the fallout, where half-lives play,
You’ll find rattletraps of yesterday’s decay,
No warning signs, no red flags unfurled,
Just rumors of loss habitat, exiting the world.

They left it in the water, in the soil, in the air,
A legacy of nuclear horrors, hidden everywhere.
Fuktonium girls, you’ll twirl and sway,
But in the end, who’ll wash the sins away?