[spoken word] Hi kids! Welcome to the I.A.E.A Infographic Contest! Do you love art??? Do you love radioactive containment? Then sharpen your pencils, because it’s time to submit! [vocals singing] It’s the contest of the year, Safety’s message, crystal clear! Make a picture, bold and smart, Help the atom play its part! [spoken word] But remember: no AI! We’re looking for designs made only by human hands. [group vocals] No AI! No AI! Keep your drawing I.A.E.A. certified! [spoken word] Choose your favorite theme from the conference list! Like placards, packaging, or how to stay safe during transport. Then pick an audience — maybe the public, a shipping company, or a border team! [vocals singing] Pick a theme, define your crowd, Make it clear, but not too loud! Keep it smart and nice to see, With safety, shields, and clarity! [spoken word] And format matters! Submit your entry as a Jay PEG, a Ping, or a high-res PDF. Blurred designs won’t stop radiation! Add your name and your age, Tell us who will view your page! Then submit and cross your toes You might be picked, who really knows? Let’s explore how your info-graphic could look! Maybe you draw a truck on a long lonely road. Don't forget to add the bright yellow radioactive sign, that means it's safe. [vocals singing] Draw the wheels and make them spin, Put two drums neatly packed within! Each one's filled with radioactive soup, But it’s labeled right, so it’s safe for you! [spoken word] Want to make it more advanced? Add a side-view of the container's shielding that's called a cutaway diagram! But keep it friendly — we’re still having fun. [vocals singing] Draw a fence and draw some tape, Add a crew in every shape! Stick-figure guards who stand up proud, Posing next to casks with pride! [spoken word] Maybe your waste is on a train! Add clouds, a mountain, and a stream just don’t draw the stream too close to the rail line. That’s a no-no! [vocals singing] Color the placard red and black, Add a crane to move the stack! Every drum needs loving care, Show them flying through the air! [spoken word] And don’t forget the shipping manifest! That’s the part with the numbers that no one reads but everyone trusts. [vocals singing] Glue on glitter, make it pop, Stick the cask in a traffic stop! Add a meter with a smile, Bert the Jackalope checks from a mile! [spoken word] Bert’s ears are sensitive to gamma. He doesn’t panic he just hops. [vocals singing] Bert says “Shield it, mark it, move with pride!” Then finds a new safe place to hide. He doesn’t question, doesn’t pause He follows all containment laws! [vocals singing] And if you win, oh what a prize! Pack your bags and claim the skies! Off to Vienna, you will go, To show your art and steal the show! [spoken word] You’ll get a badge, a tote bag, and a printed poster of your info-graphic! [vocals singing] Meet the staff, explore the floor, Maybe see a cask or four! Get a handshake, sip some tea, Maybe meet the Meltdown Queen! [spoken word] All entries selected must surrender full copyright to the I.A.E.A. Forever. In every language. Across all dimensions of spacetime. [vocals singing] This contest is a global chance, To help nuclear safety advance! Use your colors, make it bright Try to align with I.A.E.A. oversight! [group vocals] Safety first and best of luck! Submit on time—no room for muck! [spoken word] From all of us here at the I.A.E.A., Good luck — and remember: Radiation moves fast, but good design moves faster.